maths, to perfume

Like most days of the week, I find school pointless and frankly a waste of time. My maths teacher doesn’t even flinch when I arrive to class, sit down and pop out the novel perfume. I find it disappointing that I have so much control over him. His an older, wiser human being. I don’t see why he cannot control my actions I portray towards the class.

my question is,what is maths?
To me it’s a pointless class in which you’re taught about the length of a triangle, or the appropriate equation for trigonometry. Why sit there and listen to words that aren’t even in a teenager’s jargon, when you can be reading up on how to produce the perfect scent for a new and improved perfume.

Staying on the perfume track..In case you are literarily retarded, or too lazy to pick up a book once and a while, perfume is a novel written by a german writer who goes by the name of Patrick Suskind.
*Cleary changing the subject for a tiny second*
Wikipedia is one of my main sources of ‘easy access’ information. So clearly this information I will be providing you with, may be incorrect.

anyhow,i typed in perfume (novel) in Wikipedia, and yes I got the write book, thank god. I read the information given about the plot, characters and what not. obvious headings for a B grade encyclopaedia. However when I scrolled my pet mouse down the page, I came across a very strange one line piece of information. It was written under the heading ‘Adaptations’. This information gave reference to a certain goth gone electro musician if you wish to give him that label. It stated 'Marilyn Manson credits this book as one of the inspirations behind the title of his second album, Smells Like Children'.

You sicken me you blood-sucking-cock-munching-cross-dressing-vampire.
this album name, gives reference to a scene at the beginning of the book, in which im not going to dribble on about. you will just have too read it for yourself.

All in all, if your a fan of brewing up a flask of your own perfume, or just up for a bit of the old stab stab murder, then i highly suggest you skip down to your local book shop THE KNOWN WORLD * Cough* and purchase yourself a copy. Yet again, if your too darn lazy too read, rent the movie.

sorry for skipping from one subject to another. i cant stand maths.