Thursday, October 1, 2009

oh baby

do you remember the days when taking a sexual, or highly fake photo of yourself was a chore.
even getting ready for your 'close up' took time and commitment.
you really had to prepare yourself.

1-the make up; girls really thrived to acheive perfect eyelashs. even if it did mean clogged lashs.
2-the perfect hair; whether it be straighter than a horse mane, or wild and beast like, aka curly.
3-camera positioning; statistics say that 75% of people take the photo from a higher perspective. 25% take it from below. note: this achieves a unwanted double chin.
4- the famous pout; the pout really makes or brakes the photo. you could either wing it, and get it all wrong and look like you have a facial disfiguration, or you are one of the lucky ones and you were born with it.
either way, you are going to produce a shitty photo of yourself.
so i suggest you leave it to the younger generation.

here i have provided you with example of my friend and i, TRYING to achive a pouty mc pout
photo.

*the statistics i have provided you with are faulse. i am sorry for this inconvenience
p.s the peace sign is another family favourite.

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