all i can say is that i have an uncontrollable obsession with all things beards.
if you place a well dressed, bearded man in front of me, then BAM, i may just become slightly hooked.
so if your incapable of growing your own little patch of hair on your face, then sorry, i don't think it will work out.

it's a forbidden thirst, that will never be quenched.

oh, i would just like to add, please no little flavour savers. they somewhat sicken me.