im a barbie girl.

skeleton like, knobbly knees, manly chest , bush like eye brows that obviously need a maintenance check, drooping smudged red lips, alcohol consumption by the litre and a diet that consists of a packet of marlboro reds every half hour and on the odd occasion, a piece of lettuce.

i am not in anyway discriminating against models and their choice of life style, i am clearly just stating that they are the only 'breed' (if you must call them) out there of models. what happened to the days of the elegant curves that most woman consist of; bigger then AAA sized breasts and non twig like legs.

the question in which i am pondering is why must you parade around in your skimpy little skirts and your 90's style tops that show your pancake like stomach.
and also why do you get paid by the thousands for coming into the world as a mouth wateringly beautiful goddess?





















dear nick cave Jr.....your dad is and will remain the hansom one in my eyes.